It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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