return my video game
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Terrible idea I love it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
