I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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