I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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