i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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