Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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