That's intense
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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