I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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