I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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