how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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