if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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