nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
