someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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