At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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