so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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