$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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