What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
