So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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