The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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