you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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