If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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