I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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