i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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