So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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