dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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