i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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