I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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