is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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