i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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