Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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