is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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