you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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