Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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