is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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