What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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