grandma shit on top of the toilet
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
whose parrot is this?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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