She said her name was "party"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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