Dual....:-)
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize