Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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