she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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