David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
