doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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