I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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