We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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