let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
