6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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