I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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