...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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