It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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