And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
