haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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