He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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