My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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